About Me:KIND OF A SHY PERSON, I LIKE TO PARTY ALOT AND THROW PARTIES AND DRINK AND SMOKE WITH MY FRIENDS. I LIKE TO BMX AND SLEEP ALL DAY SUNDAY BECAUSE I GET VERY TIRED FROM PARTYING FRIDAY AND SATURDAY. HUH?
Music:ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR COUNTRY AND POP. I LIKE THE USED, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, CHEVELLE, NIRVANA, THE STROKES, MARILYN MANSON, ATREYU, GREENDAY,AFI,SUBLIME, THURSDAY, RED HOT CHILE PEPPERS, BONE THUGS IN HARMONY, SOCIAL DISTORTION.
Movies:I LIKE WATHCING ACTION, COMEDY AND HORROR MOVIES LIKE GLADIATOR, HOW HIGH, CONSTANTINE, MATRIX, FRIDAY, BAD BOYS, THE PATRIOT, SUPER TROOPERS, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASACRE,
TV:I JUST WATCH WHATEVER GOOD THING THATS ON AT THE TIME THAT I GET HOME.
SOUTH PARK, UFC, MUSIC VIDEOS, TEAM SANCHEZ, VIVA LA BAM, WILD BOYS, DISCOVERY CHANNEL
Books:PREFER MAGAZINES, DONT HAVE TIME TO READ BOOKS.
Likes:I LIKE BUFFETS, MEXICAN AND CHINESE FOOD, TRAVELING, ANY CONTACT SPORT THAT IS ONE ON ONE, PARTYING ALL WEEKEND,HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND SMOKING OUT.
Dislikes:PEOPLE THAT ARE MEAN AND ANNOYING TO LISTEN TO, WAKING UP EARLY, MY JOB SOMETIMES, AND THE DUI TASK FORCE.
1. Cover your stump before you hump 2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick 12. If you go into heat, package your meat 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis 14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool 18. The right selection will protect your erection 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil 20. A crank with armor will never harm her 21. No glove, no love!
The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread
Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a COW!
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